Can you 'play' the drums Fernando?
Hola señors y señoritas,
'Fernando' is pleased to announce that he will be drumming for THE ABBA's at the Hornby Club in Christchurch on Saturday 19th August.
Despite hard feelings about his working conditions and his constant complaints about having to travel to gigs via skateboard, it's been disclosed that a compromise has been met with band management.
His latest performance contract is said to have upgraded his transport mode from patineta (skateboard) to ciclomotor (moped).